Down in the Dumps

I've been working so hard on the new Animan movie, that I'm all "fagged out"!

I was looking for something to make me feel "happy and gay", and this is it. I hope you enjoy it, too!

Mid-Century Man and His Underwear

More men in underwear!
In what looks like a submarine or a battleship, one man wearing Reis Scandals wants to show off his underpants, and now he has found a friend who will look at them. They have a drink together: "I propose a toast! To the scandalous man in the Reis panties, who likes to show them to other men! Long live the scandal!"

The next one is from Munsingwear, with its thinly-veiled homo-friendly situations. This one is titled, "Boy, someone ought to stuff you!", which can also mean, "Boy, I'd like to fuck you!" I guess the man on the right is so alluring, that the man on the left has lost his good manners. In any case, later that night, someone got stuffed.

Dad and Son have come to a baseball game, just wearing their underwear. Wow! What a wonderful world it would be if such things really happened!

In the same "sports theme", we have Dad and Son riding a giant football! I won't try to find the sexual symbolism here, because this picture is too darn wacky!

Here's a nice little picture I just love. The French translates into "Wear the underwear". Don't eat it, use it to mop up that spilled coffee, or use it as a doily. WEAR IT.

Here's a photograph of a father and son. Son is wearing tighty-whities, while unfortunately, Dad is not. Santa looks on, approvingly.

Once again, Mom is not home, so Dad and Junior are playing around the house in their underpants. They're getting Fifi the poodle ready for the dog show. Dad takes pride in his "artistic" expression, and Junior is very gung-ho about the whole thing.

Munsingwear is back, this time with two baseball players. "Inside stuff", in this case means "A man gets something stuffed inside of him". More delightfully naughty thinly-veiled homo-eroticism!

Here's an interesting one with some dads in underwear. Notice how all the crotches are flat as pancakes. Super un-natural.

And what would this blog be without one more Dad and Son picture? Here it is. But it's quite shocking! Not the picture, but the prices. I can't believe underwear was EVER that cheap.

More Dudes in Undies

Magazines from 1948~1970 had some interesting commercials for male underwear. But some of the commercials were very boring, and here they are below!

Throughout history, there have been statues of naked men. And throughout history, there have been psychopathic meatballs who decided to cover up the statues' sex organs with a fig leaf, starting a long, miserable history of censorship.

Yes, haven't you heard? The male body is inappropriate and evil, so it must be covered up. Behold the fig leaf brief. Big big underpants, for the man who needs to hide what Nature gave him. This handsome daddy has a microscopic wiener anyway, and even looking at naked Eve behind the tree isn't making his loins stir one inch. Could it be that women aren't his cup of tea?

This next one has a nice pose, but once again, the guy's briefs have been padded so much, that no hint of male genitals remains. Pity.

What's the use of wearing Reis Scandals if you can't show them off to another man? This poor guy--he only has his dog, but the dog doesn't care about the man's briefs, unfortunately.

Boys in the locker room like to snap towels at each other. This picture is kind of puzzling, because it's the same man in 2 poses. The garters are sexy but those big, flat shorts are not. 

Sometimes, the artists seem to have run dry of inspiration, so they just drew a picture of a man standing there in his panties. Here are 2 such ads.

This last one is the most interesting. Once again, Mom is out of the house (she's always out!), and that's the cue for Dad and Junior to strip down to their underpants and play in the living room. Mom has just telephoned, and Junior answers, while spreading his legs in an interesting way. Dad looks on, approvingly. There is something so deliciously homo-erotic about all this, but I don't know exactly what it is. All I know, is that this would be a dull world indeed without underwear ads like these!

Men in Underwear!

With Mom away, the gentlemen of the house will play! Dad and Junior are acting out "Let's have tea-time wearing our underpants in the living room", and it looks like great fun!

Here's an ad for Thanksgiving underwear. Once again, Dad is parading around in his briefs (MY kind of man!), and Junior is doing the same in his roomy boxers. Even the TURKEY is wearing underwear, for goodness' sake!

What an interesting title: Right in the Seat of the Pants! Of course, that's the place where all the fun action happens for us men, right? 

Here we go again with more of those scandalous Reis Scandals. This horny doctor is using his X-ray machine to check out Dad's underpants! What a scandal! Although the doctor could just ask Dad to strip naked, it's much more titillating to use the machine to play naughty sex games like this! And Dad LOVES it!

Tennis Dad has been in the locker room walking around and striking poses in his underpants for 20 minutes, and that other man in the background has been eagerly watching him all that time.  If Dad can put down his tiny trophy and racket, then maybe the two men can hit the showers and get busy with some deep, satisfying male-bonding!

Last but not least, I just included this picture because the guy is so handsome!

More Crazy Commercial Art from the Past

Back in the days when GAY only meant "happy and joyous", and TOP only meant the upper part of anything, someone dreamed up a product called GAYTOP!  I just had to share this with you on my blog.

Next is an interesting German picture which combines the heroic male nude statues (yum!) of Hitler's Third Reich with the German eagle symbol. Wouldn't it be cool if they could make airplanes that looked like this? 

Next, another underwear ad in color. This guy might "feel like a million", but his crotch seems "dead and buried"! Poor man.

Isn't it interesting, that in the 1950's and 1960's, only women could be sexy? Women wore brassieres that shoved their chests out at the world. Here's a famous picture of Italian actress Sophia Loren ogling the "practically-falling-out-of-her-dress" boobs of Jayne Mansfield. Mamma mia.

In those days, men weren't allowed to be sexy. Like the man in the underwear commercial above, we guys were expected to "strap ourselves in" so that all traces of having male genitalia would remain obliterated. Jantzen swimwear ads never vary; the men in them have flat, flat crotches. And the waists are so darn high! 

Then we have "The Catalinas", named after that island off the coast of Southern California. The colors are nice. The material looks great. But the swimsuits have NO sex appeal whatsoever! It must have been boring to go to the beach in those days, surrounded by a bunch of "castrated-looking" guys, with no bulging crotches or bouncing buttocks to enjoy looking at. Ho hum.

Then, at the end of the 1960's, things started to change, and men were finally allowed to be sexy. Just look at these paperback novels from back then. Here are men with nice big packages in their bulging swimwear/underwear. It must have been a fantastic and delicious surprise to see these books on sale for the first time! Animan's World celebrates the natural man, "letting it all hang out"!

Look at My Underwear!

Here we are with some more vintage men's underwear commercials. This first one is interesting. This underwear is for "manly men".  Which means, that if you're a man and you don't wear it, you're not manly! (Oh no!) The boxing gloves and the trophy on the table emphasize the "Sports = Masculine" equation. But they don't mean a thing unless you're wearing the right type of panties!

Here we have the "Reliance Ensenada". Instead of just "reliance", they have added "Ensenada", the name of a city in Mexico. Why? I have no idea! Maybe it sounds more exotic. They should have called it "Reliance Enchilada", because it's one of my favorite Mexican dishes.  These two dads are pulling apart a pair of boxer shorts--look at their faces. They look like twins! That's because the artist had one model, who posed in two positions. I wonder if the artist thought nobody would notice?

Here they are--the Reis Scandals, those scandalous undergarments designed to make men sit up and take notice of what shocking things their pals may be wearing underneath that uniform. It's show-and-tell time, Guys!

This one is an actual photo. The young dude is hitching up his panties and letting his older pal get a very good look! The older guy looks like he's ready to reach out and lend a helping hand. He seems to be saying, "Nice underpants, Todd. Come over here and sit next to me, and let me have a closer look...."

All the pictures so far have shown men wearing underpants, with almost no bulge in their crotches. It's very unnatural. The picture below is different. Dad is smoking his pipe in true 1950s style, and he has a nice, healthy bulge in his crotch. He seems to be showing it off. The other man's age is in question; we don't know whether it's another dad or a younger man. His gaze is fixed squarely on dad's groin, and he himself is bent over, showing off his buttocks in the tight underpants. Even though the men are wearing clothes, this picture is just as sexy as any gay porn on the internet these days!

Exactly One Year Ago, I Had Surgery for Intestinal Cancer

THE GOOD NEWS: Today, my doctor told me that I am still cancer-free! Hooray!

THE BAD NEWS: My doctor does NOT look like this. :(   Oh well......

Thanks to all my friends, fans, and supporters who have sent in words of healing and encouragement over this last year. Your kindness made a BIG difference!

The Wonderful World of Men's Vintage Underwear

Nowadays, there is so much nudity and sex on the internet, that these old ads for men's underwear look rather fresh and new by comparison! First, let's start with my favorite one. This man only has a sore finger, so he came to see the doctor. That makes sense. But he stripped off his clothes because he wants to show the doctor his new underpants! He's a rascal! What scandalous behavior! No wonder they call this underwear "Scandals".

Our next ad shows a man and a boy in their underwear. The man is probably the boy's dad, because the ad mentions "The entire family". Still, it looks like an adult man saying, "Hey there, young man! How do I look in these underpants? Pretty sexy, eh?"  My, my....

Next, we have a picture of a guy in his underpants, putting on or taking off his shirt. Of course, there's another guy in the picture, watching him. It almost looks as if he's getting ready for sex with the other guy.

Here, we have a young football player in his underwear, being watched by his team mate, and the coach. I wonder what the three of them are thinking?

So far, these ads have been pretty innocent, but not anymore! Now we get a couple of guys with attitude. The guy in the smaller, tighter panties is teasing the guy with the boxer shorts. It's getting personal!

Now it starts to really get interesting. Imagine showing a college man getting paddled by the other guys for an underwear ad! Wow. It's starting to really get homoerotic!

Here, the man on the right is showing off his "stretchy-seat" to his buddy, who gets mighty interested really quick!

And then the men start to get aroused, so they begin "wrestling".  First, Mr Stretchy-seat dominates, but finally, he ends up underneath, and his seat gets a real stretch as the two men "get down to business"!

Our last picture looks like something straight out of "Animan's World".  The older man is showing off for the younger guy. He shows him his big, muscular build, the abundant body hair, those wide hips and those small panties. The younger guy is admiring all these attributes, getting some pretty wild ideas. What happens next, is something from an Animan movie!