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Monday, March 28, 2016

More Crazy Commercial Art from the Past

Back in the days when GAY only meant "happy and joyous", and TOP only meant the upper part of anything, someone dreamed up a product called GAYTOP!  I just had to share this with you on my blog.
Next is an interesting German picture which combines the heroic male nude statues (yum!) of Hitler's Third Reich with the German eagle symbol. Wouldn't it be cool if they could make airplanes that looked like this? 
Next, another underwear ad in color. This guy might "feel like a million", but his crotch seems "dead and buried"! Poor man.
Isn't it interesting, that in the 1950's and 1960's, only women could be sexy? Women wore brassieres that shoved their chests out at the world. Here's a famous picture of Italian actress Sophia Loren ogling the "practically-falling-out-of-her-dress" boobs of Jayne Mansfield. Mamma mia.
In those days, men weren't allowed to be sexy. Like the man in the underwear commercial above, we guys were expected to "strap ourselves in" so that all traces of having male genitalia would remain obliterated. Jantzen swimwear ads never vary; the men in them have flat, flat crotches. And the waists are so darn high! 
Then we have "The Catalinas", named after that island off the coast of Southern California. The colors are nice. The material looks great. But the swimsuits have NO sex appeal whatsoever! It must have been boring to go to the beach in those days, surrounded by a bunch of "castrated-looking" guys, with no bulging crotches or bouncing buttocks to enjoy looking at. Ho hum.
Then, at the end of the 1960's, things started to change, and men were finally allowed to be sexy. Just look at these paperback novels from back then. Here are men with nice big packages in their bulging swimwear/underwear. It must have been a fantastic and delicious surprise to see these books on sale for the first time! Animan's World celebrates the natural man, "letting it all hang out"!

8 comments:

  1. Oh The posts are great !! Animan is there any update about the new video ?? U R the only reason why do I check my email like everyday, to see if there is something new .. ��

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    1. Hi! I'm glad you like the posts.
      The new video is coming in 4 weeks on May 1st (I hope!)

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  2. Dig that lush treasure trail ever-widening as it wends its way down into the ripe musky tangle that lurks in that dick-sling

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    1. Chest or belly hair is always great when it goes all the way down...

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    2. You know it, and thanks for always drawing it that way. You never fail to harden my dick

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  3. Catalinas: Pretty maids--I mean MEN--all in a row--and Catalina is feminine in Spanish! so Bottoms/chochas all to me!

    And I wouldn't throw the Jantzens out of bed either, especially the one in the middle in front of the rock in the photo. Don't I detect a curve in the stripes on the crotch of his suit? Hmmmm... Let's get away from that rock and find someplace comfortable where you can get out of that swimsuit and expose even more of the physical charms you have to offer, guy!

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  4. That's the problem with the Jantzens: if you strain and try REAL hard, you can ALMOST detect a slight curve of a few degrees. I prefer that men's underwear and swimwear enhance the guy's maleness, not rub it out! I think codpieces should make a cum-back!

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