Nowadays, there is so much nudity and sex on the internet, that these old ads for men's underwear look rather fresh and new by comparison! First, let's start with my favorite one. This man only has a sore finger, so he came to see the doctor. That makes sense. But he stripped off his clothes because he wants to show the doctor his new underpants! He's a rascal! What scandalous behavior! No wonder they call this underwear "Scandals".
Our next ad shows a man and a boy in their underwear. The man is probably the boy's dad, because the ad mentions "The entire family". Still, it looks like an adult man saying, "Hey there, young man! How do I look in these underpants? Pretty sexy, eh?" My, my....
Next, we have a picture of a guy in his underpants, putting on or taking off his shirt. Of course, there's another guy in the picture, watching him. It almost looks as if he's getting ready for sex with the other guy.
Here, we have a young football player in his underwear, being watched by his team mate, and the coach. I wonder what the three of them are thinking?
So far, these ads have been pretty innocent, but not anymore! Now we get a couple of guys with attitude. The guy in the smaller, tighter panties is teasing the guy with the boxer shorts. It's getting personal!
Now it starts to really get interesting. Imagine showing a college man getting paddled by the other guys for an underwear ad! Wow. It's starting to really get homoerotic!
Here, the man on the right is showing off his "stretchy-seat" to his buddy, who gets mighty interested really quick!
And then the men start to get aroused, so they begin "wrestling". First, Mr Stretchy-seat dominates, but finally, he ends up underneath, and his seat gets a real stretch as the two men "get down to business"!
Our last picture looks like something straight out of "Animan's World". The older man is showing off for the younger guy. He shows him his big, muscular build, the abundant body hair, those wide hips and those small panties. The younger guy is admiring all these attributes, getting some pretty wild ideas. What happens next, is something from an Animan movie!
Always nice to find more sexy vintage material to "inspire" you Animan, am I right?
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You are SO right!
DeleteApparently there was a very interesting 'battle' going on between Reis and Munsingwear underwear. Reis had the good idea (what we could do to one of his Dads with photoshop!)but Munsingwear was more 'risky' in their ads.Stretchy seats and wrestling? YES!
ReplyDeleteIt appears that Munsingwear wasn't afraid to make their "Stretchy Seat" dad a handsome bugger, striking sexy poses intended to excite his wrestling pal. And when they "get down to business", maybe they mean that the men finally got so worked up that they just said "aw, to hell with it!", and ended up having sex with each other!
Deletein the ad where they're getting down to business it says stretchy seat keeps them coming back for more--let me tell you something, if a stretchy seat was filled out with a muscle-butt up in the air like that, it'd sure keep me coming back to cum more and more in his backside! that guy's a TOTAL ANIMAN BOTTOM! Woof!
ReplyDeleteand that last one just can't be real--you must have photoshopped it to look like an Animan sketch come-to-life
Some of these ads are just unbelievably erotic, especially the wording. "Get Down to Business", "Stretchy Seat", and "Cumin back for more...." Unbelievable, yet true.
ReplyDeleteGood news about that last ad--I didn't NEED to photoshop a thing, because it's 100% real! I have photoshopped other stuff at times, but not this one. No need!
I'll say! Definitely an Animan story behind that one. The expression on the young guy's face is so stunned, you can just hear him thinking out loud "I can't believe the perfect fuck is actually standing right here in front of me!" while the perfection before him just basks in his eager young buddy's lust. like you said on that sketch you did a while ago, the dark little guy with the incredible bush, big dick straight up in the air over the hairy blond muscle hunk's bubble butt: "They're gonna do it!"
DeleteThe reason it looks photoshopped, is that the big guy's body goes into shadow on the right side of the picture, but the younger dude is much brighter. So he has been superimposed behind Mr. Dreamboat. Since they weren't really together in shot, the young guy's eyes aren't focused where they should be. He's sort of looking at his Dream Man's shoulders. If his gaze had been cast downward a bit (toward the butt area), this picture would be even hotter. It's a horny kid standing behind the object of his lust, planning his rear attack, and underwear ads have never been the same since.
DeleteI thought the kid's focus was just dumbstruck by the TOTAL PERFECTION of Dream Man. I know when I fuck a guy like that I fuck the totality of ALL that hairy muscle accessed via an incredibly HOT ASS
DeleteI guess the kid's just drinking it all in...
DeleteAnd BTW your bottoms are ALWAYS the TOTALITY of hairy muscle I crave
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you enjoy them!
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