English Text for “LEX”
Mom) Well, I think that does it! We’re all ready!
Sis) Mother, I knitted this shawl for Grandma. Do you think she’ll like it?
Mom) Oh Honey, it’s beautiful! I’m sure she’ll love it. Oh Sweetheart, are you sure you and Jess can’t come with us to Grandma’s for the weekend?
Lex) I’m afraid not, Dinah. So many things around here need repairs. This will be a good chance for me to fix them.
Jess) And I promised to spend this weekend with the guys! I haven’t seen them since I started college.
Sis) You know Jess, Grandma would like to see you, too! But I guess you’ve got more important things to do…
Mom) Well, we’ll just make the best of it. We’ll be back tomorrow night.
Lex) Goodbye Dear.
Jess) Bye Mom. Bye Sherri!
Mom) Bye Lex. Goodbye, Jess!
Jess) So, no work today Dad?
Lex) No, Jess. The clinic is closed today. (I) think I’ll go upstairs and take a shower.
Jess) Sure, Dad.
Lex) I love the nice fresh feeling after a shower.
Jess) Dad?
Lex) Why Jess! What is it?
Jess) Well I uh, think I might have testicular swelling.
Lex) OK. Take off your underpants and sit on the bed. Let me know if there’s any pain or discomfort. Well, as far as I can see, there isn’t any swelling of the testicles. And whatever it is you’ve got, it seems to be catching!
Jess) You know Dad, according to Kinsey, it’s perfectly normal for men to experience erections during physical examinations!
Lex) It sounds like someone has been reading my medical books again!
Jess) Only the ones about sex!
Lex) So, Dr. Kinsey—what remedy do you propose for these rather large erections?
Jess) I recommend immediate sexual activity to relieve the pressure and ease the tension! Gee Doc, you’ve got a great bedside manner! Do you like that Dad?
Lex) Well Son, I think we’re both ready to engage in sexual intercourse. Now, I haven’t been penetrated since medical school so, let’s take it easy! OK—uh—oh, you’re big! Oh yes, that’s my boy—that’s my boy! My, your penis is very long and fat, Son. I’m sure we’ll both enjoy this, tremendously.
Jess) Oh wow. Hey Dad, this is what they call “The Missionary Position”, right?
Lex) That’s right, Son. Oh Jess, I feel you prodding my prostate gland. Now, insert your penis all the way. Oh, fuck me, Son! Fuck me. Oh, I’ve needed this for so long!
Jess) Aw Dad, your big butt feels so good!
Lex) And your big penis really opens me up! Oh, you’re so good! Yeah, suck Daddy’s nipples.
Jess) I want to squirt inside you, Daddy!
Lex) Do it Son, do it. Son—yeah—inseminate me!
Jess) Aw, Dad!
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Jess) Boy, I never thought I’d be eating lunch naked in the kitchen with my dad! Of course, I never dreamed I’d be fucking my dad’s big ass, either!
Lex) Well, next time, it’s MY turn to fuck, Son!
Jess) Sure, Dad!
Cliff) Milkman! It’s Cliff, Dr. Stern! I’ve brought your milk! I happened to overhear your conversation. To tell the truth, Dr. Stern, I’ve had my eye on you since we first met! I have some special cream for you Doctor, and I’d like to deliver it directly to your….back door! Get my…drift, Doc?
Lex) Well, I don’t know….
Jess) Come on, Dad! We can have a 3-way with Cliff!
Cliff) Let me….churn your butter, Doc! OK Dr. Stern, it’s time for me to give you your injection! Tight little rosebud opens right up!
Jess) Oh yeah! Dad….give it to me!
Lex) Yeah, give it to me in the ass!
Cliff) Say Doc, maybe we could have another session, sometime!
Lex) Sure, and maybe we can reverse the roles!
Cliff) Anything for you, Doc! Oh, and have some cottage cheese on me.
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Jess) Shall I bring out the milk, Dad?
Lex) I’ve got it.
Jess) Dad! You’re spilling it!
Lex) Oh, I’m sorry, Jess!
Jess) I’m afraid I’m going to have to punish you!
Tom) Oh my God, I don’t believe this! There’s no morality in this country! Oh man, that’s really disgusting! Oh yeah, ride it! Ride it!
Jess) Oh Dad! I’m coming in you again! Gee Dad, this has been the best day ever!
Lex) I enjoyed it too, Son!
Jess) Hey Dad, can I sleep with you tonight?
Lex) That would make me very happy!
