Coach Ben

Coach Ben
Coach Ben

Thursday, May 29, 2014

Harvey's Whole Living Room

Here we have a full picture of Harvey's living room. It's a comfortable place. You can relax on the sofa and read a magazine, enjoy a game of cards at the dining table, survey the night time city lights from the windows, read a book in the corner, or stretch out on some cushions on the floor while you play a record on the stereo. Let's see....how else could a group of guys use this room?

Monday, May 26, 2014

A Real Cool Pad

Harvey's living room is decorated in moss green and sea foam blue. There's a bar and a view of the city skyline. A lot of interesting things could happen here, and I predict some raunchy man-on-man action before the evening is over.

Monday, May 19, 2014

New Movie Stars

Here's a little information about the upcoming Animan movie.

Harvey is a wealthy businessman living in Manhattan with his family, his wife and son, Harvey Jr.  One night, Harvey's friends come over for a card game, and Junior is home from college, so he wants to play too. But the kid is spoiled, and always manipulates things to get his own way. 

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Here's a Great Little Video

For Animan's non-English speaking friends, here's the text for the conversation.

A. Hey Bud, you gotta check out this new gay film--it's great.

B. Awesome! I'll buy it on iTunes.

A. Actually, here's the link where you can watch it for free.

B. Whoa, whoa! You mean as in, "steal it"?

A.  I mean, why pay when you can get it for nothing?

B.  Probably because the few bucks it DOES make goes to the filmmaker, who can then create more films. I mean, you always spend 4 dollars on coffee, but not on movies?

A. I mean, filmmakers are all rich already! I'd way rather give my money to some multi-billion-dollar corporation than some independent filmmaker.

B. OK. Interesting logic. You do know the reason more gay films don't get made is because they are a labor of love, and the only money the filmmaker makes is the few bucks it makes on the internet? Take that away, and no more gay films.

A.  What about porn?

B. Same deal.

A. Wait....what??! That CAN'T happen! OK. Now, I'm really upset.

B. Sorry Bud, it's the truth.

A. Well, I mean, without porn, what would we do?

B. I guess we'd have to make our own.

A. Oh, that's a great idea!

B. Yeah, we should do it!

C. Fellas, fellas! Now, I couldn't help but overhear your conversation, and I just wanna let you know, my iPhone has HD. And I did go to film school.

A. Well, would you film us? I mean, we could shoot a scene right here!

B. Dude! This is such a good idea! We should totally do this!

A. Yeah, and then if it comes out hot, we could put it on the internet, and people can download it, and we can make money, and then we can like start a little business! We can like get some cash off of it.

C. So that's the thing, though. See, some asshole is gonna steal your film, make it available for free, and then everyone's gonna have it.

A. Well, what about YouTube?

C. Do you really wanna sit through all of those ads just to make a few bucks?

B. Maybe we shouldn't do it, then.

A. If you can't make money, what's the point, you know?

C. It's a shame.  I was looking on filming some "steam-tastic" steam room sexy action. 

A.  Well, maybe I should just start paying for my entertainment from now on.

B. Yeah, I mean, if everyone throws in a couple of bucks, whenever they rent a movie or porn, imagine how good the films and how good--how hot the models will be!

A. You're right. I'm just gonna pay, I mean if it's gonna make hotter models, and better movies, then it's totally worth it, you know? (I'm getting horny again!)

C. The camera's right here, fellas!

B. Are you ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille?

A. Close-up of what?!

B. Let's do this!

A.  All right!

C.  All right, lights, camera and action!

Thursday, May 8, 2014

First Look at the Next Film

Question: Where will the next Animan adventure happen? Answer: In the big city, in a penthouse apartment. I'll be posting more pictures in the near future!