Coach Ben

Coach Ben
Coach Ben

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Here's a Great Little Video

For Animan's non-English speaking friends, here's the text for the conversation.

A. Hey Bud, you gotta check out this new gay film--it's great.

B. Awesome! I'll buy it on iTunes.

A. Actually, here's the link where you can watch it for free.

B. Whoa, whoa! You mean as in, "steal it"?

A.  I mean, why pay when you can get it for nothing?

B.  Probably because the few bucks it DOES make goes to the filmmaker, who can then create more films. I mean, you always spend 4 dollars on coffee, but not on movies?

A. I mean, filmmakers are all rich already! I'd way rather give my money to some multi-billion-dollar corporation than some independent filmmaker.

B. OK. Interesting logic. You do know the reason more gay films don't get made is because they are a labor of love, and the only money the filmmaker makes is the few bucks it makes on the internet? Take that away, and no more gay films.

A.  What about porn?

B. Same deal.

A. Wait....what??! That CAN'T happen! OK. Now, I'm really upset.

B. Sorry Bud, it's the truth.

A. Well, I mean, without porn, what would we do?

B. I guess we'd have to make our own.

A. Oh, that's a great idea!

B. Yeah, we should do it!

C. Fellas, fellas! Now, I couldn't help but overhear your conversation, and I just wanna let you know, my iPhone has HD. And I did go to film school.

A. Well, would you film us? I mean, we could shoot a scene right here!

B. Dude! This is such a good idea! We should totally do this!

A. Yeah, and then if it comes out hot, we could put it on the internet, and people can download it, and we can make money, and then we can like start a little business! We can like get some cash off of it.

C. So that's the thing, though. See, some asshole is gonna steal your film, make it available for free, and then everyone's gonna have it.

A. Well, what about YouTube?

C. Do you really wanna sit through all of those ads just to make a few bucks?

B. Maybe we shouldn't do it, then.

A. If you can't make money, what's the point, you know?

C. It's a shame.  I was looking on filming some "steam-tastic" steam room sexy action. 

A.  Well, maybe I should just start paying for my entertainment from now on.

B. Yeah, I mean, if everyone throws in a couple of bucks, whenever they rent a movie or porn, imagine how good the films and how good--how hot the models will be!

A. You're right. I'm just gonna pay, I mean if it's gonna make hotter models, and better movies, then it's totally worth it, you know? (I'm getting horny again!)

C. The camera's right here, fellas!

B. Are you ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille?

A. Close-up of what?!

B. Let's do this!

A.  All right!

C.  All right, lights, camera and action!

9 comments:

  1. Hi Animan!

    I'm glad I found your site! I've seen the Super Hero cartoon, and I was wondering if we were going to see any more of his adventures again. I think the character was hot with a fun concept - I was just wondering if he'd face a real supervillain that might threaten to put an end to the hero? In any case, glad to see you've made more toons!

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    1. Nooky Man is a good character--but most guys would rather see sexy action than a villain in Animan movies, so that sort of limits what I can do. :)

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  2. Great video. Hope it gets the point across.

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    1. The actors are cute--it's nice they agree with me about paying for videos!

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  3. Animan's World. I wanted to tell you I found your blog amongst the followers of a guy's blog who lives in Venice Italy called Nudism, Masturbation and Exhibition. He has not published in over 1 year. Thru it I found your blog, one in Canada, and one in France. A very international ring indeed.
    Well, good friend, talk to you soon

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    1. Hi Tony!
      Wow--Animan is becoming an international sensation!;D

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  4. Love your movies. They are so positive! Not only are they hot fantasies but you do such a great job with every aspect of them. (And I have to admit to finding them a real turn on!) I've been directing friends to your site and telling them to buy the features. I think it's important to support your art because we want more of these films. :-)

    The main thing I find so enticing about them is that they are hot, fantasy, taboo, and naughty but with such a positive spin on all of it. Thank you for your hard work!

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    1. Thank you very very much for helping Animan make a buck! That really makes me determined to keep making more and more films.
      That "positive spin" you're feeling is Animan's rebuttal of the old brain-dead Hollywood gay stereotypes (and they weren't pretty). Gays ended up dying horrible deaths in order to justify their wretched, miserable existences. Well, we've all come a long way from that stupid, negative image. The pendulum is swinging the other way now, and with a vengeance! There's a positive side to Our World, and I intend to show it!
      Thanks so much for the wonderfully kind message!

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